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Right about…now, John Kerry is stepping up on a stage in Charleston, South Carolina, to announce that he’s endorsing Barack Obama for president. This sort of makes sense, as Kerry was the guy who picked Obama to deliver the keynote speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, which rocketed the young politician onto the national stage. Except, wait, it doesn’t make sense, because Kerry was also the person who chose John Edwards as a running mate that same year. Man, Edwards just can’t win these days, huh? Oh, wait…