Electopedia, our guide to (almost) everything there is to know about leading presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, boasts some perfect party-fodder topics — Best Debate Smackdown (Barack: Iowa, December 13, 2007!), First Love (Hillary: Geoff Shields, Football All-Stater!), Most Embarrassing Gaffe (too embarrassing to list here!). Our brand-new entry, Nuttiest Rumor, is no exception: What controversial secrets are these two candidates supposedly, but not really, hiding? If we told you, we’d have to kill… Oh, never mind. Just direct your browser to the 2008 Electopedia!