“There is something relatable about someone following a dream when he doesn’t have a chance, an outsider who knows he is talented and is just looking for a way in,” “Maxim film critic” Pete Hammond told Reuters of Ratatouille, the Pixar movie in which a sophisticated rat called Remy fulfills his dream of becoming a French chef. Heartwarming stuff, right? It gets better. “Even in our presidential race, where either a woman or an African American is about to win a major party nomination — just like a rat running a French restaurant — who would ever have thought that would happen?” Hammond added. Right? And who would have ever thought that a news service would refer to a freeloading sexist-racist blurb whore who actually recently managed to get himself fired from Maxim as a “film critic”? Even in a land where impossible dreams come true, that’s a bit much.