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The Bride of Xenu May Come to Broadway!

Katie Holmes

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Katie Holmes, apparently tired of pouting around with Posh and spending all of Tom Cruise’s money, has decided to go back to work — on Broadway! According to E! Online, Holmes is “in discussions” to star in a revival of Arthur Miller’s All My Sons, not to be confused with the Fred McMurray television program My Three Sons, although Holmes actually does bear a resemblance to a young Chip. According to E!, actual respected actors like John Lithgow and Dianne Wiest have already signed on, so we can only wonder what the “discussions” must be about. Does Tom want to make sure everyone on set is a Clear?

Building Holmes on Broadway? [E!]

The Bride of Xenu May Come to Broadway!