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The Other Kristen Davis Is Whorey Too!



Sometimes the Internet gets lazy and instead of coming up with an entirely original story, it just steals bits and pieces from the last week or so of Google News, throws it all together in a mash-up and calls it news. That’s the only explanation we can find for the news today that a 32-year-old hedge-fund lady has been arrested for running a ring of high-priced prostitutes, whose services (at $1,200 an hour) she advertised on four separate Websites. Her name? Kristen Davis*. Our heads hurt. —Maggie Shnayerson

*Just an HBO contract and an “i” away from being Charlotte York!

The Other Kristen Davis Is Whorey Too!