‘Post’: Barbara Bush Attends Hockey Game, Therefore Must Be Dating Player

Barbara Bush

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Barbara Bush went to a Rangers game, which to the Post means that she’s probably dating a player. Woody Allen showed up at Elaine Kaufman’s 45th-anniversary party for her eponymous restaurant but left early because he had to be up at six the next morning to film a movie with Larry David. Lauren Hutton helped an old lady who fell to the ground in JFK. Michael Lohan claims Lindsay is going to be doing missionary work in India, but her rep denies it. Meanwhile, Dina Lohan ordered a bottle of Ketel One at a Vegas club at 3:15 a.m. Chace Crawford wandered around Chelsea in a hoodie.

Actor Jason Beghe, a former Scientologist and a former friend of Tom Cruise, ripped the church in a video. John Mayer chatted up and then left with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. Criss Angel threw a hissy fit when his girlfriend, Miss Nevada Veronica Grabowski, didn’t make the finals of the Miss USA pageant. Dr. Jan Adams, the surgeon who performed plastic surgery on Kanye West’s mom and lied to Oprah about his credentials, is now dating a “crystal queen” in Palm Beach. David Hasselhoff once gave a busty brunette a photo of himself with his assistant’s phone number on the back, but she never called. Dita Von Teese is the star of a new foot-fetish book. An autographed photo of Oscar Schindler is up for grabs for $154,000. ESPN bailed on an interview with Barack Obama, even though he said he’d have loved to do it. (The president of the company donated money to McCain.) Staffers at Elle are none too pleased that the reality show being filmed in their office, Fashionista, is making it hard for them to do their jobs. Heather Mills is trying to buy a house in every city that Paul McCartney owns one. Serena Williams and Common are officially dating. Ewan McGregor says he doesn’t mind taking his clothes off in movies because he spends a lot of time naked in real life. Man, where have we been hanging out? Cindy Adams confused Amy Adams and Amy Ryan.

‘Post’: Barbara Bush Attends Hockey Game, Therefore Must Be Dating Player