Brett Ratner showed up at a party for a book about big penises. Andre Birleanu, the Russian model who was arrested for sexually harassing two women at Cipriani Downtown in October, had both cases dismissed against him. Ralph Lauren and Jerry Seinfeld had brunch together at Surf Lodge in Montauk. Executives at the Hamptons Jitney were not fans of a satirical book about Hamptons lingo that was being given out to riders. Anne Hathaway’s dad encouraged her to move out of Raffaello Follieri’s apartment. (Both her parents were suspicious about him.)
Rose McGowan and director Robert Rodriguez have split, partly because she’s not a big enough name to star in his movies. Madonna’s publicist continues to say that her client and Alex Rodriguez are just friends. Derek Jeter says not to believe everything you read about his love life. George Clooney is suggesting that actors’-union dues be $6,000 for every million earned. Bar Refaeli doesn’t like used sex toys or secondhand clothes. Mick Jones’s kid, Chris Jones, debuted his new single at a club in South Beach with Eve. Rosie O’Donnell and Kelli Carpenter have not split, according to O’Donnell’s publicist. The Horse & Carriage Association of New York named horse diapers after Alec Baldwin because he wants the industry shut down. The directors of some movie about the “glamorous international polo circuit” are trying to get Princes William and Harry to participate. Eric Trump says his nickname is the Fifth Avenue Redneck because he likes outdoor sports like fishing. LeBron James hung out at Butter.