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Pothead Hedge Funder: ‘Throw Away the Blackberry and Enjoy Life’

Yesterday’s Drudge Report homepage.

Andrew Lahde, the head of Santa Monica–based hedge fund Lahde Capital Management, who quit after posting an 870 percent gain last year, became something of a folk hero today after his awesome, Jerry Maguire–like farewell letter to clients made the rounds.

I was in this game for the money. The low hanging fruit, i.e. idiots whose parents paid for prep school, Yale, and then the Harvard MBA, was there for the taking. These people who were (often) truly not worthy of the education they received (or supposedly received) rose to the top of companies such as AIG, Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers and all levels of our government. All of this behavior supporting the Aristocracy, only ended up making it easier for me to find people stupid enough to take the other side of my trades. God bless America.”

He went on to slam Congress for not reining in predatory lending practices, suggested George Soros start a new form of government, “that truly represents the common man’s interest” and which would, he hopes, legalize marijuana.

It gets you high, it makes you laugh, it does not produce a hangover. Unlike alcohol, it does not result in bar fights or wife beating. So, why is this innocuous plant illegal? Is it a gateway drug? No, that would be alcohol, which is so heavily advertised in this country. My only conclusion as to why it is illegal, is that Corporate America, which owns Congress, would rather sell you Paxil, Zoloft, Xanax and other additive drugs, than allow you to grow a plant in your home without some of the profits going into their coffers.

You can read the whole thing here. Then “throw away the Blackberry and enjoy life.” Or at least the weekend.

Pothead Hedge Funder: ‘Throw Away the Blackberry and Enjoy Life’