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Garlic-Breath Guy Asks: Wanna Make Out?

Anna Maria Pizza in Williamsburg is where the fun kids go after drinking, dancing, and extreme posing. From Craigslist’s “Missed Connections”: “We were at anna maria’s pizzeria when your douchey male friend littered my pizza slices with garlic powder. i think he was wasted. you made a comment about making out and i thanked you. if the offer still stands-wanna make out?” Awww … sweet. But then the guy got an answer: “Sorry, i make out with that douchey male. if it’s any consolation, he feels really bad about it. we were both wasted and coming off a bowling high, apologies.” [Gowanus Lounge]

Garlic-Breath Guy Asks: Wanna Make Out?