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John Kerry Makes Chelsea Clinton an Offer

Chelsea Clinton was sad that she had to sit behind her mother this morning at her confirmation hearing and thus couldn’t see her face as her second-best dream came true. So chairman John Kerry offered to make her an intern for the day. It was a nice gesture, but doesn’t Kerry know the golden rule? Never say “intern” to Chelsea. Look how pissed she is now! [NYDN]

John Kerry Makes Chelsea Clinton an Offer