Bethenny Frankel Not (Yet) Sleeping With A-Rod

A couple of record execs wanted to take Jay-Z out to M2 in Chelsea but then couldn’t foot the $1,500 bill when it came around. New archbishop Timothy Dolan offered to buy Cindy Adams a beer at Yankee Stadium yesterday, which was funny because they were in George Steinbrenner’s box and everything was free. Elsewhere at the game, Bill O’Reilly was followed around by a horde of fans. A-Rod may not be dating Bethenny Frankel after all — after their chaste date, he was spotted “canoodling” with a “trashy blonde” by a hotel pool. Man, Ramona Singer got down there fast.

After years of harassing gossip columnists to write items about his club, Noel Ashman has finally been forced to close the Plumm. Gatecrasher wrote another one of those items about how somebody, in this case Nick Cannon, didn’t answer a personal question they asked. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are having the rehearsal dinner for an apparently real wedding tonight in Los Angeles.

Will Ferrell drank his own urine with Bear Grylls in the arctic north of Sweden. Vin Diesel says he’s not gay, he just dates in Europe. Heidi Klum is definitely preggers. Mayor Bloomberg awkwardly stopped yesterday’s marriage-equality press conference to wait for a disabled man to turn off a noisy tape recorder.

Something really troubling happened to Rupert Everett’s face. Is this the strangest quote you’ve ever read in “Page Six”? “On Sunday, Kevin Spacey and his business partner had dinner with the [shoe designers Shane and Shawn Ward] and CNN’s Leslie Sanchez and Alina Cho. And on Tuesday, he stopped by the Mulberry Street store where they all watched ‘Kill Bill’ in the secret back room before Kevin bought three pairs of shoes.”

Bethenny Frankel Not (Yet) Sleeping With A-Rod