Jill Zarin Loses Approximately Twenty Pounds of Boob

Chesty Real Housewife Jill Zarin reportedly got a breast reduction. “She feels 20 pounds lighter,” says a source. Eddie Vedder hung out until 4 a.m. with a “random wedding party” at the London hotel, which is awesome. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long were “giggling and kissing each other all night” at the Grey Gardens premiere party at the Pierre, but Barrymore’s rep insisted they are “just friends who love each other.” “Ummmm yeah,” Justin Long confirmed to a reporter at the party. “Good friends.” Then they went home together. Stupendously, Chace Crawford is in talks to replace Zac Efron as the lead in the remake of the movie Footloose!. Sarah Palin’s dad wishes Levi Johnston would just go and “buy some diapers.”

Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster are still married, in case you were wondering. Some people are saying that Heidi Klum is pregnant with her fourth child. It would be her third with husband Seal. Whoopi Goldberg took that course Virgin offers to cure people’s fear of flying. Vivica A. Fox is a “proud member” of the Cougar Club.

Kathy Griffin fired her much-loved assistant Jessica. Ann Coulter is “too smart” to be in a movie that makes fun of her, says the Post. Someone smacked Debbie Harry on the elbow with a plate at a party, and one member of Intel wonders if she reacted as angrily as she did this one time when, years ago, they called her house at four in the morning while on Ecstasy. Ryan Seacrest was spotted “taking a break” with a buxom brunette.

Jeff Zucker reportedly gave CNBC executives a talking-to about their “Obama-bashing.” Suzy Welch’s book party was attended by a ton of celebrities, including Rupert Murdoch, Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, Tom and Meredith Brokaw, Carl Bernstein, and, inexplicably, Daily Intel editor Chris Rovzar. Missives from Diablo Cody and Christian Siriano’s moms appear in Doree Shafrir and Jessica Grose’s book of e-mails from mom, Love, Mom. Addison from Grey’s Anatomy is in a fight with her agency.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson keep bumping into each other, supposedly by accident.

Nancy Kissinger turned 75.

Jill Zarin Loses Approximately Twenty Pounds of Boob