Gisele and Tom Brady Made Out in Public

Madonna took her daughter, Lourdes, to see Lady Gaga at Terminal 5 on Saturday night. They left the show halfway through, missing out on catching Kanye at Bungalow 8’s after-party. Meanwhile, the father of Madonna’s would-be daughter, Mercy, doesn’t want Madge to adopt his little girl. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard got married in Italy this weekend. Gisele and Tom Brady refused to take pictures, then proceeded to “suck face all night” at a party at the Gramercy Park Hotel.

While Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Christy Turlington, and Karl Lagerfeld will all be no-shows at Anna Wintour’s Costume Institute gala tonight, the sold-out event is showing no signs of the recession, with tables running from $75,000 to $250,000. As Uma Thurman, Kate Hudson, Nas, and Sting milled around the over-the-top opening of Griffin in the meatpacking, ladies were warning each other to “keep away from the lecherous old guy,” i.e. Salman Rushdie.

Mayor Bloomberg plans to attend Sunday’s Old Salem Farm Horse Show, cheering on his daughter Georgina in the farm’s $40,000 Grand Prix. Andrew Morton, the Brit behind Princess Di’s biography, has St. Martin’s Press backing his next tell-all on Angelina Jolie. Amy Winehouse was hospitalized in St. Lucia after passing out at her villa. Her rep says it was because of the sun. Sure.

Sting showed up at the Tribeca Film Festival to promote Moon, his wife, Trudie Styler’s, film about an astronaut’s mission. So where was Sting when man first stepped onto the moon? He says he was “drunk out of [his] mind, stretched out on a golf course in Northern Ireland.” At the Film Society of Lincoln Center’s tribute to Tom Hanks, Bruce Springsteen said that he met Hanks in a men’s room after they’d both won Academy Awards for Philadelphia. “We were comparing the size of our Oscars. Mine’s a little bigger.” Tiger Woods schmoozed in Yankee Stadium’s locker room. Harvey Keitel gave his Bar 108 waitress a 100 percent tip. Robert Pattinson will bare it all as Salvador Dalí is his upcoming flick, Little Ashes. Ice-T told Nick Cannon that he’d like to guest-judge America’s Got Talent. Jay-Z and Beyoncé picked up an NYPD playset for their nephew at FAO Schwarz. Mark McGrath is plotting Sugar Ray’s comeback.

John Mayer and his latest flame, Scheana Marie, are calling it quits after just a month, with Mayer griping that Marie was “too public” about their fling. Lauren Conrad, who’s reportedly trying to weasel her way back onto The Hills, showed up withMy Boys star Kyle Howard to a party, fueling rumors that the two are now an item. While Lindsay Lohan and her business partner, Lorit Simon, were pitching their tanning line, Sevin Nyne, to buyers at Santa Monica’s Sephora store, Simon referred to Lohan as a “user.” We’re almost sure she meant “of the self-tanner.”

Gisele and Tom Brady Made Out in Public