In this picture, the full version of which is viewable on TMZ’s website, The Real Housewives of New York’s Bethenny Frankel is
A. Promoting her book, Naturally Thin, by showing the results.
B. Trying to score a new photographer boyfriend.
C. High on whatever Kelly has been taking.
D. Making a horrible mistake.
E. Making a really good business decision.
F. All of the above.
G. None of the above, and my theory is in the comments.