Robert Pattinson Got Hit by a Taxi!

Robert Pattinson’s pretty hip was grazed by an oncoming cab as he tried to escape starstruck fans outside the Strand. Later, he and co-star Emilie de Ravin smoked cigarettes outside Freemans. Tom Brady fell out of a kayak on the Charles River and had to be fished out by a local teacher. Single Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez has a thing for brunettes. And Britney Spears kicked off her concert by yelling “What’s up, London?” Except that she was in Manchester.

Former Manolo Blahnik partners Tony Yurgaitis and George Malkemus are now selling milk from their 400-cow dairy farm in Litchfield, Connecticut. Andrew Cuomo, Jeff Zucker, Jared Kushner, and Ivanka Trump rolled the dice in a faux casino for the Montauk Yacht Club’s 80th-anniversary bash. Ralph Lauren, Tory Burch, and Marc Jacobs have designed their own cocktails (like the Ralph Raspberry Rum Punch and the Tory Tikki Tini) for LES bar Local 138’s summer menu. Rupert Everett and Angela Lansbury lunched at Michael’s, as did Harvey Weinstein and New Line co-head Michael Lynne. Oh, and Shakira was there, too.

Beyoncé just backed out of her Saturday performance at M2, claiming she’s too busy launching her tour to show, after M2 owner Jim Morrissey spent $100,000 prepping for the concert and selling tables for thousands of dollars. Beyoncé did, however, offer to “hang out for an hour” on Sunday. How thoughtful of her. Whitney Houston isn’t sharing her new album with anyone. Even Dionne Warwick, and it’s just killing her. Director Kevin Smith dished about Ben Affleck’s penchant for raunchy jokes and spats between Bruce Willis and Jennifer Garner at Carnegie Hall Wednesday night.

When Brian Williams leaves his desk, NBC asks the pretty interns to sit in as extras. Spoiler alert: Just when you thought you’d seen the end of Izzie Stevens, Katherine Heigl will be returning to Grey’s Anatomy. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’s Aunt Viv (Janet Hubert) is lashing out at Will Smith in her upcoming tell-all, claiming he acted like a total diva, sabotaging her career.

Robert Pattinson Got Hit by a Taxi!