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Would You Rather Have a Baby on a City Bus, or on the Subway?

By Chris Rovzar

This morning a baby girl was born on the B61 bus in Brooklyn at Greenpoint and Manhattan Avenues. Yesterday another baby girl was born on the R train at Whitehall station. (Both the subway and bus were washed down afterward, FYI.) This brings up a question we hadn’t ever thought about, but now can’t stop pondering: Which MTA transit system would you rather be on when a baby starts emerging from your womb? [NYP]

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