Bethenny’s getting married! That’s what Us Weekly is reporting, anyway. Well, she’s not getting married married, she’s engaged to be married. At least, according to a rep, she and Jason Hoppy, her boyfriend of eight months, “are in love and plan on getting married.” And she’s got an engagement ring! Well, it’s not really an engagement engagement ring. It’s a “starter ring.” “He’s hunting for the ring, but in the meantime this is a place holder or promise ring,” a friend told the magazine. A real proposal, and a real ring, are definitely on the way, though.
So, happiness is on the way for Bethenny, finally! Or, at least, it’s pulling out of the station. Because if it doesn’t occur in front of a Bravo reality camera, how are we supposed to know for sure if it has really happened?
Anyway, who cares. Someone finally thought of her vagina as a vase! Do you think he filled it with flowers?