The fragrance being pumped out of Diane Von Furstenberg’s meatpacking-district store is too strong for angry passersby, who describe it as “putrid” and “awful.” Tinsley Mortimer allegedly likes a guy with a castle more than her husband, Topper. Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger had dinner Tuesday night, where Bradley reached across the table to touch Renée and they drank from the same cup of tea. Also, he pulled her chair out for her. The two were then overheard saying things that implied they would see each other later that night. How many people at this restaurant exactly do you think called gossip columns after this meal?
Penélope Cruz brought more carry-on luggage than is usually allowed on a recent American Airlines flight. Jude Law and Sienna Miller will be in Broadway plays at the same time. Hilary Duff will be joined on Gossip Girl by a Ralph Lauren model. Bar owner Stefan Mailvaganam was hit by a van and later drank at his own bar the same night. In order to get an R rating, Brüno now features black circles over private parts during sex scenes. Kevin Jonas, the oldest Jonas brother, is now engaged.
Grandmaster Flash didn’t immediately recognize the subject of Roger Stone’s Richard Nixon tattoo at the BET Awards. Alec Baldwin, Martha Stewart, Yoko Ono, Alan Alda, and Regis Philbin have all written letters urging the NYC Parks Department to allow Tavern on the Green to stay in the hands of the LeRoy family. Ryan O’Neal barred his son Griffin from attending Farrah Fawcett’s funeral. James Marsden and Rose Byrne are in a photo tribute to It Happened One Night in the August issue of Vanity Fair.
Asher Roth claims he got food poisoning at Nobu, and also claims he will still be going back to Nobu because “their stuff is the best.” Madame Tong’s in Southhampton has been padlocked by the Department of Taxation and Finance. Jewel wants kids.
