Lydia Hearst Passed a Kidney Stone This Weekend

Though Lydia Hearst was supposedly hosting Social Life magazine’s July 4 party in Water Mill, she called the event’s organizers at the last minute to say she was “in a hospital emergency room with kidney stones.” 90210’s AnnaLynne McCord and Twilight’s Kellan Lutz made it, though, and spent the night making out in the bathroom. Transformers director Michael Bay reportedly made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari as part of her audition. Angelina Jolie and David Beckham are teaming up for an Armani ad campaign so that the fashion house can “appeal to a diverse audience.” Elizabeth Taylor tweeted that she “cannot be part of the public whoopla” at today’s Michael Jackson memorial.

An Australian gossip magazine is reporting that Kristen Stewart is preggers with Robert Pattinson’s baby, and is “very nervous about the whole situation.” Diddy’s first White Party in L.A. was a little lacking in A-listers. While Ashton and Demi showed up, along with Jonah Hill and a “wobbly” Lindsay Lohan, so did Tila Tequila, Tara Reid, and Tom Green. Diddy, meanwhile, spent the evening bromancing British comedian Russell Brand.

Countess LuAnn de Lesseps’s ex, Count Alex, shelled out 100,000 euros on a St. Tropez villa for the summer with his Ethiopian-princess girlfriend and her two kids. Things “did not work out,” the princess is out of the picture, and Alex is reconciling with LuAnn, who just happened to be vacationing nearby. Kelly Bensimon is the only one of the Housewives to have signed on to return to the show. All the others are pushing for six-figure salaries with clothing allowances and money for hair and makeup before they ink any deals. Bravo, meanwhile, has quietly been interviewing prospective new cast members. Anna Kournikova sported a rock on her left hand at last night’s World Team Tennis match, but wouldn’t say if the ring meant wedding bells for her and beau Enrique Iglesias.

While Cameron Diaz channels vintage Madonna in a pointy cone bra and thigh-high boots for the cover of V magazine, a newly-brunette Britney is looking a little fuller in the waist than usual. Blake Lively chowed down at Tortilla Flats with Max Minghella. Kelly Osbourne is keeping busy by dissing Lady Gaga. Chace Crawford, Jared Leto, and Zac Efron have all trimmed their man-bangs, and Penn Badgley’s sideburns continue to lengthen chinward.

Steven Tyler has some sort of “unspecified injury,” forcing Aerosmith to postpone three of its summer concerts. While Beyoncé performed at the Essence Music Festival in New Orleans on Friday, Jay-Z partied in Vegas with LeBron James, Amar’e Stoudemire, and Rihanna. And Daniel Radcliffe, along with most other currently successful people, was bullied in high school.

Lydia Hearst Passed a Kidney Stone This Weekend