When we ran into Tom Arnold last night at the screening for In the Loop, a new comedy film about politics and war, we wondered what he would do if he ever became a politician and landed in the White House. “I’d be on that fucking Air Force One a lot,” he confessed. “And if I wanted to go to New York, and people gave me shit for taking my wife on a fucking date, I’d tell them to go fuck themselves. ‘Cause you know what women are like! You make them a promise — ‘Hey, when I’m president, I’ll take you to New York.’ Well, you don’t think you’re going to be president, but if it happens, you better take her ass to fucking New York.” View our Party Lines slideshow for more.
