Oprah doesn’t really like Jay-Z’s music, but she thinks he smells good. Quentin Tarantino told Howard Stern that he smoked hash out of a Coke can with Brad Pitt right before Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins last year. Pitt, meanwhile, was a no-show at Monday’s Inglourious Basterds premiere, while Harvey Weinstein, Marc Jacobs, Michelle Paterson, Jared Kushner, and Ivanka Trump all celebrated the film at the Standard. And Penélope Cruz has been avoiding the cameras ever since “Page Six” suggested she was pregnant with Javier Bardem’s baby. Despite a “source” claiming that Anna Wintour has been studiously prepping for her Letterman appearance on Monday, a Condé Nast rep says Wintour’s “going to ad-lib it.” The editrix will also be signing Fashion’s Night Out T-shirts at Macy’s in Elmhurst on September 10. Does Anna’s black car even go to Queens?
Despite photos of him getting cozy with co-star Kristen Stewart, all Robert Pattinson really wants to do is hook up with models. “You always think you’re going to get more girls after you’ve made a movie and it never happens. You sit there and you’re like ‘I’m a big movie star and I want to go out with some models’ but I don’t know why that doesn’t happen.” A judge ruled yesterday that Paris Hilton will not have to pay investors in her sorority bomb Pledge This the $8.3 million they claim to have lost because Hilton failed to promote the film. She might, however, have to give back some of the $1 million she was paid to do the film in the first place. Poor Paris. Ashley Olsen made out with her boyfriend during the Virgins concert at Santos Party House Monday night. ScarJo noshed on steak at Azul East. Illusionist David Blaine is hosting a fund-raiser for Richard Aborn’s Manhattan-district-attorney campaign at the meatpacking’s RdV. Shwayze and Cisco celebrated their Let It Beat album at Stanton Social. And Alec Baldwin showed up for Renée Zellweger’s birthday at East Hampton’s Blue Parrot on Friday night, except that the party was on Saturday.
Mariah Carey is avoiding getting dissed by the Grammys (again) by releasing her new album a day after the award show’s cutoff date. Robin Wright Penn filed for divorce from Sean, but she’ll probably get back together with him. Naomi Campbell and her Russian boyfriend hung out at Club 55 in St. Tropez. Jay Leno dropped twelve pounds to prep for his prime-time show. Following Woody Harrelson’s affinity for getting naked, Alicia Silverstone used to garden in the buff. And Heidi Pratt thinks posing for Playboy is just like going to church. “I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful. The way God created us was naked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it … This was such a blessed experience.”