Renée Zellweger Is Dating Bradley Cooper on the Sly

“Pay no attention to that slightly skeevy but overpoweringly attractive man behind me!”

Leonardo DiCaprio is revamping Little Red Riding Hood for the big screen, and after splitting with Bar Refaeli, he’s been partying it up in Ibiza with her fellow Sports Illustrated model Anne Vyalitsyna. Refaeli, meanwhile, has been keeping busy by traipsing around St. Tropez with Brazilian polo player Ricardo Mansur and touring Berlin with “Israeli gambling tycoon” Teddy Sagi. Though unwilling to go public with their relationship, Renée Zellweger has been sneaking visits to Bradley Cooper at Tribeca’s Smyth hotel. Who is this guy not dating? Paris Hilton and on-again flame Doug Reinhardt hopped a flight to Fiji en route to “Red Bull Island” (i.e. Laucala). Though Queen Latifah declines to comment on her sexuality, she’s spent the past two Wednesday nights at Country Club’s weekly lesbian party on West 14th Street. Paparazzi camped out en masse to catch Rihanna outside German Studios on Broadway. And as Kanye rapped about his March arrest at Cipriani Wall Street’s G-Shock party Wednesday night, a fight broke out when American Idol alum Constantine Maroulis said he wished Paula Abdul would return to the show, and an Abdul-hater punched him in the face.

Philippines president Maria Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo (and her wine-imbibing entourage) ran up a $20,000 tab at Le Cirque the other night. Despite rumors that Knocked Up’s Charlyne Yi is dating Michael Cera, Yi says it’s not true, which is a shame, because we found that pairing rather amusing. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long were smooching in Central Park yesterday while filming their upcoming flick, Going the Distance. Susan Sarandon and Mary-Louise Parker caught up over high tea at the Russian Tea Room. ScarJo hit up Brit rock band Your Vegas’s show at Le Poisson Rouge Tuesday night.

Twenty-five-year-old “online marketer” Bryce Gruber is pushing for her own reality show after calling it quits on The Real Housewives of New York after just one episode, claiming she “didn’t need all the drama.” What did she think she was signing on to in the first place, The Brady Bunch? Bethenny Frankel keeps pregnancy tests in her Birkin bag. Brad Pitt tells the Sun that he and Angelina like to have sex in their secret grotto. Why does he insist on sharing this information? Heidi Pratt toted her Playboy cover along with her to the G.I. Joe premiere, then proceeded to pose for pictures with it. Some guy in Detroit has been sending threatening letters to Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and NFL star Jerome Bettis, and Bettis just filed a complaint against him. Maybe it’s just us, but we wouldn’t pick a fight with a 250-pound running back. Not to mention Beyoncé. And just as the ever-expanding K-Fed is being offered millions to shed pounds, Britney is looking as taut as ever.

Renée Zellweger Is Dating Bradley Cooper on the Sly