First: Congratulations to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner for getting their nuptials yesterday into the Times wedding announcements! Second: Hey, wait a minute, doesn’t everyone else just get a headline saying “[Name of bride] and [Name of Groom]” (or in the case of same-sex marriages, spouse names in alphabetical order)? It seems Ivanka and Jared are so important that they got an actual sentence with a verb (“weds”) instead of a fragment. Conspiracy!
