We know you’re upset that you weren’t invited to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s wedding, but they really wanted it to be a small, intimate affair. That’s why they only invited 500 of their closest family and their best friends to the actual ceremony at the Trump National Golf Course this past weekend. People they were really close to, like Andrew Cuomo, Barbara Walters, Anna Wintour, Rudy Giuliani, Joel Klein, and Sheldon Silver. And they know Pennsylvania governor Ed Rendell seemed kind of random, but he has always been, like, really “there” for Jared. A rock, if you will. Anyway, don’t feel bad, because they still want to celebrate themselves with you.
Which is why they’re having another celebration this week. It was in today’s Post:
Wednesday, the couple will hold a second reception for twice as many guests at the Puck Building.
They really hope you can make it, because you’re like number 501 on their list of fave people! Or maybe like 851. Whatever, you’re on there, and that’s what’s important.