21 questions

Stacy London Would Kill for Auntie Mame’s Apartment

Name: Stacy London
Age: 40
Neighborhood: Carroll Gardens

Occupation: Co-Host of TLC’s What Not To Wear, Today show style correspondent, and People contributing editor. London will dole out style advice this Sunday at the 92nd Street Y at 7:30 p.m.

Who’s your favorite New Yorker, living or dead, real or fictional?
Auntie Mame. Would KILL for that apartment.

What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in New York?
The tasting menu at Per Se, the devils on horseback at Freemans, monkey bread at Monkey Bar, Paella Magdelena and banana-nut bread pudding at Blue Ribbon Brooklyn.

In one sentence, what do you actually do all day in your job?
Tear people’s style to shreds and then teach them to dress well!

Would you still live here on a $35,000 salary?
Yes, with oodles of roommates.

What’s the last thing you saw on Broadway?
It’s been a while — Grey Gardens with Christine Ebersole. Hoping to see Next to Normal soon, though!

Do you give money to panhandlers?
Yes, and food.

What’s your drink?
J.D. on the rocks.

How often do you prepare your own meals?
Well, I heat things up in the microwave all the time 

What’s your favorite medication?
Xanax, hands down.

What’s hanging above your sofa?
My ceiling.

How much is too much to spend on a haircut?
There is no price too high as long as the cut is great.

When’s bedtime?
Usually around 1 a.m.

Which do you prefer, the old Times Square or the new Times Square?
Old Times Square. I miss the “character.”

What do you think of Donald Trump?
I’m thinking he needs hair advice. See above haircut-price question. But I think he’s all right. He’s done pretty well for himself and his kids aren’t on crack.

What do you hate most about living in New York?
Waterbugs and that EVERYONE is gym-obsessed.

Who is your mortal enemy?
Right now, my dry cleaner. RUINED a Balenciaga dress.

When’s the last time you drove a car?
When I was 17 and failed my driver’s test.

Who should be the next president?
Anna Wintour.

Times, Post, or Daily News?
Times for “cocktail” conversation to sound “informed,” Post for “Page Six” to see if I, or anyone I know, did something really embarrassing, Daily News for “Gatecrasher” (same reason).

Where do you go to be alone?

What makes someone a New Yorker?
Being able to navigate subway grates in heels.

Stacy London Would Kill for Auntie Mame’s Apartment