Natalie Portman Thinks Being in a Love Triangle Would Be ‘Fun’

A madam claims a bunch of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends were prostitutes. Twilight’s Ashley Green stays thin by not having time to eat. A New York Times travel writer is in trouble for recommending the restaurant of a man she dated, Josh Woodward, who was recently arrested in a bizarre fetus-murder case.

David Wright has a new hot tub. Paula Deen got smacked in the face by a ham. Agyness Deyn was recently hit on by a woman. Emma Watson might be dating a guy she met at Brown. Melissa Etheridge thinks Michael Jackson would not have been able to pull off his comeback tour. Scarlett Johansson celebrated her 25th birthday by dancing with her husband, Ryan Reynolds, at a club. Penélope Cruz is reportedly shopping for a wedding gown. David Chu has a townhouse.

Natalie Portman thinks being involved in a love triangle would be “fun,” as long as it was with Jake Gyllenhaal and Tobey McGuire, like in her new film. Did Taylor Lautner do the cover of Men’s Health because Taylor Swift did the cover of Women’s Health last year? Martin Short gave a solo standing ovation at Matthew Broderick’s new play. Olivia Wilde is married to the director of her new indie film, Fix. Jennifer Lopez told Ryan Seacrest she meant to fall at the AMAs.

A Pop Burger employee dared to not recognize Miley Cyrus. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie gave over $6 million to charity last year. Frank Sinatra was fondly remembered at the Jazz at Lincoln Center opening. Lady Gaga and Rihanna both wore bodysuits at the AMAs. Rihanna will have a tattoo artist on call tonight at the debut party for her album. Michael Lohan leaked an audio tape of Jon Gosselin making plans to breach his TLC contract. Adam Lambert’s AMA performance wasn’t any more obscene than things Madonna and Janet Jackson do. Kate Hudson almost showed nipple at the AMAs.

Natalie Portman Thinks Being in a Love Triangle Would Be ‘Fun’