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Celebrities Moralize About Tiger Woods on Twitter

Yesterday, Tiger Woods released a statement acknowledging he had let his family down. You know who else he has let down? Celebrities, who have taken to Twitter to harsh on the professional golfer.

Like serial man-whore John Mayer, who tweeted: “I’ve got to finish boning my mistress early so that I can go home and explain to my kid that he’s lost a role model. What a shame.”

Meanwhile, teen mother Solange Knowles, who expressed her disbelief that the golfer failed to heed an age-old lesson, wrote, “When mistresses go mad part 148,673 … Money loss, career down the drain, death!!?? When do they learn?”

Fortunately, two celebrities who have, it’s safe to say, tapped some unfortunate ass themselves, came to Tiger’s defense.

Like Reggie Bush: “For those of you who think Tiger “won’t be the same” after this, you guys are crazy! He’s maybe the single greatest athlete of our time! … Doesn’t make what he did right, but he’s GOOD trust that! I’m specifically speaking on Sports not talking about his personal life! This will only drive him to be greater! Golfer’s better watch out!!”

And Brody Jenner couldn’t have said it better himself, tweeting: “@Reggie_Bush I agree with you.”

We guess Tiger knows who his real friends are now.

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Celebrities Moralize About Tiger Woods on Twitter