Sarah Jessica Parker Exposes Herself

Jude Law and Sienna Miller are keeping their rekindled relationship under wraps by going out together every night, sharing romantic dinners at Minetta Tavern, and smooching at the Box. Sarah Jessica Parker fell out of her dress at London’s Did You Hear About the Morgans? premiere. Rihanna showed up at East Side Ink for a 2 a.m. tattoo, and according to inking artist Keith “Bang Bang” McCurdy, she wanted her personal motto, “Never a failure, always a lesson,” scrawled backwards across her chest.

A tipsy Julia Roberts tried to get her teammates at the LAByrinth Theater’s Celebrity Charades fund-raiser to guess “In the Heat of the Night” by rolling onstage and pretending to make out with herself. But then she skipped out on the event’s Hudson Hotel after-party, where Emily Blunt and John Krasinski made out, and Billy Crudup got cozy with an “unidentified brunette.”

Gisele gave birth to Tom Brady’s son while Bridget Moynahan downed Grey Goose martinis and danced with Christina Aguilera and Kristen Bell, as Matthew Perry and Jamie Foxx watched. Jennifer Garner waxed poetic to W about the conception of her and Ben Affleck’s child: “We were together for a year, and we just started breeding.” The mother of Nicolas Cage’s son is suing him for $13 million, blaming him for her credit-card debt and the eviction notice on her home. Giuseppe Cipriani is back in town after admitting to tax evasion, forking over $10 million, and fleeing to London, Uruguay, and Dubai. The Metropolitan Opera is recasting their models after Miucca Prada said she couldn’t clothe their curvy figures. And Hailey Glassman called Jon Gosselin a “master manipulator and a compulsive liar.” Really? We thought he should be named Father of the Year.

Uma Thurman will “probably” give Arki Busson her eight-carat diamond back. Kanye West and Amber Rose took a break from Jay-Z’s birthday-weekend festivities in the Dominican Republic for a couple’s massage. Levi Johnston’s Playgirl hockey ensemble and stick are up for sale on eBay. Gossip Girl’s Sebastian Stan played tennis in black studded jeans and motorcycle boots against Olympic skier Bode Miller.

Former Dallas star turned infomercial staple Victoria Principal is going into space with Richard Branson. Shakira indulged her artistic side by painting fried eggs. And when Nicky Hilton’s house was robbed yesterday, Paris promptly tweeted, “She thought her cats escaped in the robbery but she just found them under the bed. Thank God.”

Sarah Jessica Parker Exposes Herself