This has got to be the grossest trend we’ve followed yet, but someone with the same “gasmaster” predilections as that gay who is roaming around Manhattan just posted a “Missed Connection” on Craigslist for Danbury, Connecticut: “You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, ‘Was that you?’ You quickly replied ‘No … Wasn’t me!’ You almost seemed insulted I would ask … You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.” [Craigslist]