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What Happened to Nicole Kidman’s Face at the Nine Premiere?

Did she:

(A) Have an accident with a can of spray snow??
(B) Stick her face in a bowl of cocaine before the event, so as to survive the experience of sharing the spotlight with so many other famous women?
(C) Get a last-minute touch-up from a makeup artist who will never work in this town again?
(D) You tell us, in the comments.

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What Happened to Nicole Kidman’s Face at the Nine Premiere?