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Brittny Gastineau Didn’t Know She Had a Half-Brother

Imagine how shocked you would be if you were socialite and former reality-television star Brittny Gastineau and you discovered — as “Page Six” reported this morning — that for the past twenty years, you’d had a secret half-brother you never even knew about. Don’t forget about the fact that the brother, Killian, was born to Brigitte Nielsen, who had a very public affair with Brittny’s father. Or that Killian’s last name is Gastineau. Seriously, how shocked would you be?? [Page Six/NYP]

Brittny Gastineau Didn’t Know She Had a Half-Brother