Gisele gave birth to her son in the bathtub of her and Tom Brady’s Beacon Hill penthouse, and probably looked hot doing it. The unnamed father of Padma Lakshmi’s soon-to-be-born child is rumored to be Adam Dell, billionaire computer-maker Michael Dell’s younger brother. Kate Moss ditched her gray highlights after one day of faux-geriatric tresses, thankfully reverting back to blonde. Facing rumors that she has an eating disorder, the scary-skinny Victoria Beckham claims she wears the same dress size as Jennifer Lopez. A refreshingly thin-but-not-emaciated Nicole Richie insists she never suffered an eating disorder, she just wasted away to her skeletal 2006 frame “naturally.” And call-girl turned relationship columnist and aspiring singer Ashley Dupré is hanging out at the Playboy Mansion, but she has no plans to pose for the magazine “right now.”
While on a flight from Salt Lake City Wednesday night, Rudy Giuliani “chuckled” at the Republican response to Obama’s State of the Union speech. We think it was probably more of a “sinister cackle,” but whatever. CNBC commentator Larry Kudlow might be giving Senator Chuck Schumer a run for his money in the next election. Nicole Kidman, Penélope Cruz, Javier Bardem, Gerard Butler, Daniel Craig, and Sean Penn each donated $250,000 to Haitian relief at director Paul Haggis’s L.A. fund-raiser. WWE wrestler Chris Jericho was arrested for public intoxication at a gas station in Kentucky. Michael Lohan was arrested (again) for violating ex-girlfriend Erin Muller’s restraining order against him by calling her at work. He was arrested for doing the exact same thing in December, and previously for doing it to Dina. Though she’s been spending time with baseball player Matt Kemp, Rihanna’s “still single” and will be going stag to the Grammys. Taylor Swift doesn’t mind the rumors that she’s dating John Mayer. Which probably means they’re not rumors at all. And Clive Davis is hosting Jamie Foxx, Usher, Taylor Swift, and Ke$ha at a pre-Grammy party tomorrow night.
Conveniently timed as filming ended for her CW reality show, Tinsley Mortimer broke up with her Rock of Ages star boyfriend, Constantine Maroulis. She headed to Sundance to look for a replacement, though it remains to be seen whether her hunt was successful. While accosted en route to lunch, estranged father Jon Voight insists the Brangelina breakup rumors are “nonsense.” After fiercely denying rumors that she’s dating Taylor Lautner, Selena Gomez says she still thinks he’s “awesome” and “amazing.” Of her American Idol hosting stint, Katy Perry comments, “If I was offered that job as a permanent host, I would ditch my career and take on that career.” Kristin Cavallari was almost mistaken for a highlighter. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James lost their pit bull, Cinnabun, and have enlisted the same pet-detective service that Jessica Simpson used to hunt for the hapless Daisy. And poor Jessica Simpson just can’t seem to catch a break. First she’s lambasted for wearing fat pants, and now she was caught in a moment of public flatulence during a business meeting for her new denim line. “Her mother was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”