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Heidi Montag Had Ten Plastic Surgeries in One Day, and Wants to Tell You About It

We bet editors over at People are regretting that they chose this week to wade to the shallowest of shallow ends of the celebrity pool. In other news, Haitian officials are guessing that the earthquake death toll may be in the hundreds of thousands. [People]

Heidi Montag Had Ten Plastic Surgeries in One Day, and Wants to Tell You About It