Following some smooches for the Super Bowl cameras and a night aboard Paul Allen’s yacht, Brangelina issued a legal statement saying reports of their separation were “false and intrusive,” suing the News of the World newspaper for their false allegations. Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr were “making out like crazy” in one of the back cabanas at Maxim’s Super Bowl party, where Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner, Nick Lachey, and Vanessa Minnillo were standing around doing whatever they do at parties they’re paid to attend. Kendra Wilkinson broke down in tears after her husband Hank Baskett’s team lost the Super Bowl, claiming she wasn’t upset by the “damn game,” but rather because the paparazzi wouldn’t stop bothering her. But she was so out of it she didn’t even recognize A-Rod when he waved to her. Giant Justin Tuck’s wife went into labor on Super Bowl Sunday, causing him to skip out on the Hudson Terrace party he was slated to host. And while imitating Super Bowl star Drew Brees, David Letterman threw a football to his stage manager, Biff Henderson, causing Henderson to take a tumble that landed him in the hospital.
Brooklyn Decker is stealing the spotlight from husband Andy Roddick once again as Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit cover girl. Decker promptly took to Twitter to express her enthusiasm. Naomi Campbell’s been canoodling with Russian tycoon Vlad Doronin, who has an “open marriage,” a teenage daughter, and no plans to divorce. Doronin did, however, buy Campbell a private penthouse in Rio. On her marriage with Barry Diller, Diane Von Furstenberg notes, “In New York, we don’t sleep together. I like it this way.” Snooki is head over heels for bodybuilder Emilio Anonio, romantically gushing, “He is just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality.” Following two New York Times bestsellers, noted author and life guru Kate Gosselin is releasing a third book, I Just Want You to Know: Letters to My Kids on Love, Faith and Family. While they were dating, Jimmy Kimmel never told Sarah Silverman she was pretty, but she’s moved on to new boyfriend Alec Sulkin, whom she likes because he’s “really skinny,” not the “pudgy, macho-ish guys” she usually goes for. Despite frantic tweets that Britney Spears was rushed to UCLA’s Mattel Children’s Hospital owing to an emergency, she was just there for a routine check-up. With her pediatrician. Even though his marriage to Britney made him “borderline obese,” K-Fed says he’d “definitely” wed again. Look out, ladies.
Madonna’s entertainment manager, Guy Oseary, is in the lead to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol, beating out Jamie Foxx and Tommy Mottola. CNBC News president Mark Hoffman got Brian Williams, Jim Cramer, and Derek Jeter to star in a video for his son’s bar mitzvah. During an exclusive interview with Mario Lopez, Rachel Uchitel says she was one of the “cool, mean girls” at Nightingale Bamford, but now she apologizes to people on the street for her cruel tween actions. Despite the fact that Charlie Sheen threatened to kill her, Brooke Mueller Sheen wants to drop her restraining order against him, and she’s moving back in with him. Michael Jackson’s doctor pleaded not guilty to involuntary manslaughter in a Los Angeles Superior Court yesterday. While trying to break up a fight between his bodyguards and bouncers at Liv in Miami, Nelly got punched in the face. Paris Hilton picked up food from Serafina. Jennifer Aniston has a hot body because she eats yams and does yoga. And while filming Love Don’t Let Me Down in Nashville, Gwyneth Paltrow consumed three potato chips at a local bar.