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Worst One-Night Stand Ever

Of the many things one might be fearful that one’s one-night stand might suddenly whip out during sex — an oversize anal plug, a hamster, an extra sex organ, a volume of self-penned poetry, put yours in the comments — the thing one Hell’s Kitchen resident found brandished in their face during a recent casual encounter may be the scariest.

From this morning’s crime log:

The 34-year-old victim and the assailant, in his 30s, were engaged in sex in the apartment on West 43rd Street near Ninth Avenue at 7:15 p.m. Sunday, cops said.

Not least because if they were already “engaged in sex,” where was the guy hiding the knife?

NYPD Daily Blotter [NYP]

Worst One-Night Stand Ever