The annual spectacle of douchetasticness that is Fashion Meets Finance is back! Come April 8, men who make money will mingle with women who want to spend it at the Empire Hotel, a fitting venue as it was recently acquired by megadouche Jack Bass. According to the ever-reliable RSVP list, several luminaries of the finance world have already promised to attend. Even if you don’t meet them, you’ll at least get the chance to meet someone who thinks that RSVPing as Harry Sacks, Head Scrotum Checker at Big Balls Inc. is hilarious. [Pocket Change/Fashion Meets Finance via Dealbreaker]
