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Joslyn James Posts Tiger Woods ‘Sexts’

Porn star and alleged Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James is a little late in jumping into the whole “Here Are the Texts Tiger Sent Me” game, but in terms of content, the missives she revealed this morning on her website, SextingJoslynJames.com [NSFW!], she does not disappoint. Some texts are just casual or instructive, like: “No turkey unless it’s a club sandwich,” and: “Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.” Some echo other texts he’s sent to other mistresses, like: “I would wear you out.” And many of them deal with his wonder at the sexual the experience that Joslyn, a porn star, has under her belt (literally): “I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp.”

Tiger: Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Tiger: Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

Tiger: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

Tiger: Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question

Tiger: Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

Tiger: Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no

Tiger: Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:
God girl. You better want to take care of me

Tiger: Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore

Tiger: Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Tiger: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger: Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger: Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity

Tiger: Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger: Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

And people say romance is dead.

Text Messages [Sexting Joslyn James]

Joslyn James Posts Tiger Woods ‘Sexts’