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Richard Belzer, Barefoot in a Velour Bathrobe, Insists He Is Not Creepy

The Law & Order detective invited the Post over to his opulent apartment to discuss an Apple employee’s recent accusation that he frightened and assaulted her by mock-throttling her at one of the store’s branches the other day. “The sad part of it was that police officers were called and had to report to the scene, and God knows we don’t need all that manpower wasted on a trivial accusation that was clearly done either for attention or to embarrass a famous person,” he said, while reclining barefoot in a velour bathrobe, sunglasses, and baseball cap at his Ikea desk.

TV cop Richard Belzer says choke claim is fiction [NYP]
Earlier: Richard Belzer Denies Assaulting Apple Employee

Richard Belzer, Barefoot in a Velour Bathrobe, Insists He Is Not Creepy