John Mayer kept it clean at Madison Square Garden this weekend after having his hood pass revoked. And after opening night of his Blueprint 3 tour in Miami, Jay-Z “chowed on bowls of spaghetti” at Scarpetta with Beyoncé, Diddy, and A-Rod. The quartet then partied at LIV, at which point Hova sent an assistant to fetch more pasta for them to snack on inside the club. Katie Holmes has been spending more and more time at the Hollywood Scientology Center, which is “exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with Suri,” sparking rumors that she’s trying to religiously prepare herself to procreate.
Five months after her birth, Jude Law met his love child. Marie Osmond is secluding herself from the press following the tragic suicide of her 18-year-old son. Britney Spears went back to her blonde roots, or lack thereof. Despite a $1 million offer, Paula Abdul will not join Dancing With the Stars, which is fine, because we didn’t really need to watch her dance anyway. The Canadian women’s hockey team is under fire from the Olympic Committee for celebrating their gold-medal win by drinking and smoking cigars on the ice. And though Matt Damon campaigned for Barack Obama, he commented that he’s “disappointed in the health-care plan and in the troop buildup in Afghanistan” and that “everyone feels a little let down.”
While accepting his NAACP award for Best Film, Precious director Lee Daniels visibly offended Gabourey Sidibe, commenting, “No one in Hollywood told me they wanted to see a movie about a 350-pound black girl who had HIV,” then attempted to cover up his misstep by muttering, “She’s not 350 pounds … Gabby … But the book … ” Jennifer Connelly, meanwhile, pumped iron with her trainer at Equinox on Tenth Avenue. Si Newhouse Jr. donned a sweatshirt and sneakers to meet his wife for lunch at Le Pain Quotidian near 4 Times Square. While fending off domestic-violence charges from his current wife, Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen is also facing claims from his ex, Denise Richards, about a time he pushed her in 2005. Mueller, meanwhile, has left her Los Angeles rehab facility and is continuing treatment from home. As Elin Nordegren returns to Florida, Tiger Woods is staying in Cave Creek, Arizona, for therapy, where the owner of his Mississippi rehab center has a home. And Lady Gaga once had a boyfriend who doubted her future fame. She politely responded, “Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.”