Lindsay Lohan Threw a Drink in Samantha Ronson’s Face

Two days after her dad’s intervention, Lindsay Lohan got fired from her next film and was banned from L.A. club the Trousdale after throwing her glass at ex Samantha Ronson’s head. Meanwhile, some guy hit on Snooki in a Miami bar, and when he found out she wasn’t interested, he threw his drink in her face. Though Erin Burnett denies a rivalry with Maria Bartiromo, she was a no-show at Bartiromo’s Empire Hotel book party. Playboy photographer Steve Wayda thought Kim Kardashian was “much more relaxed” during her photo shoot than Ashley Dupré, commenting, “Maybe that was because of her sex tape.”

Never one to deny the impoverished what they truly need, Gwyneth Paltrow supports bringing yoga to inner-city schools. Jill Zarin got stuck in the bathroom before going on The Joy Behar Show, so she tweeted at Behar for help. After initially denying rumors that they’d split, Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone are telling friends they broke up, and Martone is planning to move out of the Chelsea Mercantile apartment they share (where friendly neighbors include Penélope Cruz and Bobby Flay). Mariah Carey’s rep confirms that the singer is not pregnant, even though everyone thought she was because she showed up at a Beverly Hills deli looking curvy. Alicia Silverstone “can’t wait to be pregnant.”

Paul McCartney lunched with his daughter on steamed vegetables and French fries at Serendipity 3. Renée Zellweger, Bradley Cooper, and Viggo Mortensen attended a matinee performance of A Behanding in Spokane. Steven Seagal supposedly made his young female co-stars undress for him in his trailer. And doctors are still unsure as to the cause of Bret Michaels’s brain hemorrhaging. Fergie took over the D.J. booth at a party at Alice + Olivia designer Stacey Bendet’s house, spinning for guests like Nicky Hilton, Kelly Osbourne, and Audrina Patridge.

The landlord of East Hampton’s Lily Pond gave up on ousting the club from its space, so summer partying will proceed as planned. That’s a relief. J.Lo’s ex is filing for bankruptcy, claiming the battle over their revealing home videos left him broke and sad. Melissa Etheridge’s ex, Tammy, blogged that Etheridge is lying about their separation.

Lindsay Lohan Threw a Drink in Samantha Ronson’s Face