After bashing director Michael Bay for months, Megan Fox was dropped from Transformers 3. Fox, however, claims it was her decision to leave. After some disagreement over their contracts and salaries, Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz have secured their roles in Breaking Dawn. Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper haven’t split, but they’re “on a break.” Cooper, meanwhile, has been hanging out with Lindsay Lohan in Cannes. LiLo claims she can’t appear in a Beverly Hills court for her DUI case because someone stole her passport, and now she’s trapped in France. And jewelry from Miley Cyrus’s line has been found to contain high levels of toxic metals, but Wal-Mart is still selling it.
The Jonas Brothers got stuck in an elevator for almost an hour after their L.A. concert, but security was finally able to pry the doors open. “The brothers are skinny and easily squeezed out,” said a source (probably Nick), “But it was tougher for their giant bodyguard.” While in Cannes promoting Stones in Exile, Mick Jagger commented on the Rolling Stones’$2 1972 album, “We were young, good-looking and stupid then. Now we’re just stupid.” When Catherine Zeta-Jones backed out of two Night Music performances at the last minute, everyone thought she’d jetted off to Cannes to join hubbie Michael Douglas. But she was just sick. Terrence Howard got hitched. Sandra Bullock brought her 4-month-old baby out in public, spending her day “showing the baby off to just random people in stores.” Jesse James, meanwhile, is slated to rehash his philandering ways on Nightline.
Connor Paolo watched Kid Cudi dance on a banquette at CV and slip a waitress $1,000. Diddy sipped pineapple juice at Southside and partied with D.J. Funkmaster Flex. Tina Fey celebrated her 40th at Giuliano’s in Hell’s Kitchen. Wyclef Jean provided three injured Haitian girls with a Kmart shopping spree. Scarlett Johansson’s mother adopted an Ethiopian baby. And Octomom Nadya Suleman is promoting pet birth control for PETA, displaying a sign in her front yard that reads, “Don’t Let Your Dog or Cat Become an Octomom. Always Spay or Neuter.”