It took two whole days for Funny or Die to spoof the amazing campaign ad of Dale Peterson, American hero and candidate for agriculture commissioner in Alabama. (God, we love that the Internet exists. Can you imagine how tragic it would have been if this ad came out in 1994 and nobody knew about it except for some people in Alabama who didn’t even find it funny? Anyway.) Obviously this is some low-hanging fruit, and the original ad is already so ridiculous that it almost doesn’t even need to be spoofed, but we’re not complaining. Couldn’t you picture an entire movie like this, starring Danny McBride as Peterson and Will Ferrell as his campaign manager, which ends up being only so-so overall but is periodically hilarious?
Chris Cuomo has tested positive for coronavirus
That goes for most of the country
The latest numbers from New York
Is it finally infrastructure week?
That’s still millions and millions of people
Some good news indeed
An analysis of CNN’s count shows that average rate of day-over-day increase for the last seven days was 17% - compared to 58% for the previous seven-day period.
Not the words of a man who plans on withdrawing from the race in the near future
Extremely relevant to coronavirus
“God gave us grace on November 8, 2016 to change the course we were on,” he said. “God had been taken out of our schools and lives. A nation turned its back on God.”
Just get with the program, Jersey
Please DO NOT pump your own gas.
And the latest U.S. numbers
The latest from New York state
Italy’s extreme lockdown appears to be having a positive effect