white men who are accustomed to winning at life

Jamie Dimon Went Home With a Cougar Last Night

Yesterday’s robust trading day was good for the Robin Hood Foundation, which scored $88 million at their gala last night. The charity’s co-chair, JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon, scored something else. “Jimmy Fallon, I know you’re hunting for a cougar,” he joked, after the SNL comedian performed his song “Cougar Hunting” for the crowd of mostly finance people, “but I’m going home with one tonight — my wife, who’s out there somewhere. So good luck in your hunting.”

Robin Hood Raises Record $88 Million to Help New York’s Poor [Bloomberg]

Jamie Dimon Went Home With a Cougar Last Night