Lindsay Lohan Threw a Drink at Jessica Stam

Lindsay Lohan threw a drink at model Jessica Stam at 1Oak, then tried to get Sean Avery and Stam’s boyfriend, Ranger Aaron Voros, thrown out of the club. Claudia Schiffer birthed a baby girl. Michael Douglas’s son Cameron has been moved to a minimum-security prison. Eliot Spitzer says he never dated Elena Kagan. When asked why he didn’t attend Obama’s speech in midtown, Governor Paterson (who was at an event at Barneys at the time) replied, “Who?”

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, who say they’ve toned down their hard-partying ways since Heath Ledger’s death, sat with Justin Bartha’s mother at Avenue the other night. A-Rod brought his 5-year-old daughter as his date to celebrate his Gotham magazine cover at Highbar. Tom Cruise lets Suri dictate his wardrobe, and he doesn’t mind her expensive taste. Upon seeing Sting at the Almay Rainforest Foundation gala, Elton John gushed, “You look gorgeous, my dear.”

Tyra Banks is causing a commotion at the Riverhouse, her Battery Park City apartment building, by combining four units into one, though neighbor Leonardo DiCaprio has so far refrained from complaining. Shaq is supposedly dating ex–Sony Music exec Lisa Ellis. Ryan Seacrest is stealthily dating Dancing With the Stars’s Julianne Hough. Oliver Stone credits himself for Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan’s on-set romance. LaBeouf, meanwhile, admitted to a reporter in Cannes that he and director Steven Spielberg “dropped the ball” on 2008’s Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and that he and Harrison Ford “had major discussions. He wasn’t happy with it either. Look, the movie could have been updated. There was a reason it wasn’t universally accepted.”

Tom Colicchio and Ken Friedman dined together at pop-up restaurant the Hunger, and Todd English has an Asian fetish. Christian Louboutin joined Lucy Liu at Le Caprice. Kellan Lutz promoted Calvin Klein underwear at Macy’s and teased his fans by pulling up his shirt ever so slightly. The always-mature Spencer Pratt called Brody Jenner a “drunk idiot.” Jenner, meanwhile, ate Greek food with Avril Lavigne. And Billy Ray Cyrus is okay with Miley’s giving a lap dance because “it’s what kids her age do.”

Lindsay Lohan Threw a Drink at Jessica Stam