Did you hear? Employees of British Petroleum, the evil company currently destroying wildlife and Gulf-state economies, donated money to politicians. President Obama received $77,051, the most out of anybody. Now he and “members of Congress may have to answer for the millions in campaign contributions they’ve taken from the oil and gas giant over the years,” according to Politico. Why did you take money from a company whose oil rig was going to explode two years later, Obama?!? Bastard! [Politico]