As terrifying as the employment numbers have been over the past two years, we have to admit that a part of us has been — don’t read this next line, bosses — a teensy bit jealous of people who have been laid off. The ones with decent severance packages and money in their checking accounts, who had the foresight to prepare for such an event, of course, so in this fantasy, we’re not technically us. But the point is, wouldn’t it just be great to have some extra time? You could get cracking on that book idea. Learn to play guitar. Volunteer with homeless special-needs kids. Make the duck en croute from that effing cookbook you bought when Julie & Julia came out that you have literally not even cracked open, and not even feel guilty about eating it because obviously, you’d be exercising loads more now that you had been unshackled from your cubicle. Your ass would really look fantastic if you were unemployed. But while many people have this kind of fantasy, few actually live it. According to the American Time Use Survey released by the Labor Department yesterday, rising unemployment has indeed left many Americans with more spare time on their hands. However, most of them have done approximately jack with it.
From the WSJ:
Well … sleeping and watching TV sounds kind of fun, too. Except it turns out people are really judgey about it.
Ouch. That’s harsh, Hamermesh. Good thing he’s not talking about us, or we would feel really bad about ourselves. Now, if you’ll excuse us, please, we really don’t have anymore time to fritter away here, we have a job to do.