Wearing a see-through jumpsuit, Lady Gaga stopped by midtown strip club HeadQuarters on Monday night to give her on-again boyfriend Matt Williams a lap dance, groping him throughout her performance. Gaga also swears she’s not a diva. Katy Perry needed seventeen stitches for a mysterious injury she acquired in Canada. Prince Albert of Monaco is engaged to South African Olympic swimmer Charlene Wittstock. Kate Hudson and Muse rocker Matt Bellamy smooched between courses at Spotted Pig. Matt Damon made out with his wife while waiting for the bathroom at Polar Lounge. Josh Hartnett lunched with an unidentified blonde in Soho.
Jay-Z is being sued by Air Platinum Holding for eighteen hours of unpaid private flight time. The company also claims he owes them $11,500 for onboard catering. Tiki Barber says he’s too broke to pay off the divorce settlement he owes his wife. From the New York prison he’s residing in, Lil Wayne pled guilty to drug and weapon charges stemming from a 2008 incident in which authorities in Arizona found cocaine, Ecstasy, and a handgun on his tour bus. Nicole Richie’s probation for her 2006 DUI was extended for another year. Though reports claimed Khloe Kardashian did not pay for the $400,000 Rolls Royce she gave to Lamar Odom, she tweeted that she did.
Kanye and Q-Tip took Jessica Stam and her swimsuit-model friends out for her birthday at Tao, then partied with Ed Westwick at Avenue. Kevin Connolly made his Entourage directing debut, supposedly keeping the cast late and unnecessarily reshooting scenes. Tobey Maguire popped by the set to watch while Queen Latifah guest-starred. Rapper Fabolous is joining Arnold Schwarzenegger to support his nonprofit, along with Kobe Bryant and LeBron James. Jennifer Garner shot down rumors that she’s pregnant. Four-year-old Suri Cruise was carried by Katie Holmes, revealing hand-drawn magic-marker foot tattoos. And Salma Hayek told David Letterman she loves eating bugs.