At the ripe age of 24, Amanda Bynes announced that she’s retiring from acting. “Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem,” she tweeted. “If I don’t love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don’t love acting anymore, so I’ve stopped doing it.” Though she’s been under attack for her raunchy choreography and minimal apparel, Miley Cyrus told David Letterman that she doesn’t think she’s “missed out” on a normal childhood. Then she and Liam Hemsworth went to dinner at Tao. Goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie visited refugees in Ecuador for the second time. Jolie, meanwhile, is under criticism for being “too white” to play Cleopatra. At the Nashville Pride Festival, Vanessa Carlton announced, “I’ve never said this before, but I am a proud bisexual woman.” And Megan Fox is a huge Lord of the Rings fan.
In his new book, Gunn’s Golden Rules, Tim Gunn writes about how he watched Anna Wintour’s bodyguards carry her down five flights of stairs when she refused to ride an elevator. Tiger Woods is estimated to have lost $25 million in endorsement deals last year. Mike Huckabee joked that he’d rather be gay than hook up with Nancy Pelosi or Helen Thomas. The radio show “Coast to Coast AM” hung up on Richard Dreyfuss, believing the actor to be an imposter. Jesse James is moving to Austin so his kids can be close to Sandra Bullock, who owns a home there. And Kim Kardashian can’t stand it when women breast-feed in public.
British D.J. Stone Joy got kicked out of the Box the other night for toting his seven-pound shih tzu into the club. After separating due to the affair she had with her Lifetime co-star, LeAnn Rimes finalized her divorce from her husband of eight years. In a merging of reality-television worlds, New Jersey Housewife Caroline Manzo’s son will appear on Millionaire Matchmaker. Bethenny Frankel claims she ate cheesecake. And while under criticism for losing an unhealthy amount of weight, Tori Spelling ordered a Domino’s pizza to her book party and wolfed down three slices.