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Al Gore Won’t Be Facing Those Assault Charges After All

A month after reopening the investigation, authorities say masseuse Molly Hagerty’s claims that former VP Al Gore groped and assaulted her have “a lack of credible evidence” and do not warrant a criminal prosecution. Hagerty also refused a polygraph test and seems to have been paid by the Enquirer to tell this story, so there’s that. [BBC]

Al Gore Won’t Be Facing Those Assault Charges After All