We’re getting a little worried about Alvin Greene, who was never really great at handling the press to begin with (see: any interview he’s ever done), and has now resorted to wailing “Noooooo” and “Gooooooo” at reporters on his lawn (0:35 seconds in). On the bright side, if he does somehow lose his Senate race, he may very well find a fallback career providing commentary for Latin American soccer matches.
